An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.
The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.
The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.
There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.
The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.
There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
by spleen2006 May 13, 2006
"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
by lioncage1 January 27, 2007
A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies
its also heaps boring and basketball is better
its also heaps boring and basketball is better
by *Aussiebizkits* November 9, 2007
by Lindsey February 21, 2005
by alzaebo May 25, 2006
A black person,
why a black person because a cricket is long as hell, but u cant see them, same wit black people long as hell and you cant see them at night
why a black person because a cricket is long as hell, but u cant see them, same wit black people long as hell and you cant see them at night
by Josh89999 May 7, 2006
Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.
Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
by Bad wolf chesslover October 20, 2007
