Person# 1 "Tim said he thinks your a
loser and he really doesnt like you"
Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"
Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
loser and he really doesnt like you"
Person #2 " he never says anything to
me"
Person #1 "yep, hes a cricket!"
by Castro7051 November 19, 2013
1. A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.
Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.
On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.
2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.
Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.
On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.
2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.
1. On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets.
2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!
2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 18, 2006
1.One of the most boring games to watch, but it's bloody good fun when your playin' it.
2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.
2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.
by Onya July 28, 2006
So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.
Cricket is a serious game.
Cricket is a serious game.
by Chester Bogus November 21, 2007
very cheep cell phone company that is everywhere(at least in ohio). like Starbucks its on ever corner.
there color is bright green and there symbol is a giant K
there color is bright green and there symbol is a giant K
man:i just got this cricket phone for 45$ a month!
girl: ohh the unlimited everything plan!
man: yup!
girl: which store? main and third?
man: no main and second!
girl: ohh that's the nice one!!
girl: ohh the unlimited everything plan!
man: yup!
girl: which store? main and third?
man: no main and second!
girl: ohh that's the nice one!!
by owayday March 02, 2009
Whoa.. she dumped his faking, perpetrating, side busting, shady, some timey (sometimes it’s chics sometimes it’s dicks), GOP ass like a cricket.
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