An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.

The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.

The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.

There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"

John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"
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"so about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
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A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies

its also heaps boring and basketball is better
not those aussie cunts again!
yes. it is us. we own u in cricket!
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black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty
heyy your white stop using that cricket
by Lindsey February 21, 2005
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gay (lesbian); or, a guy that lesbians can "date"
A girl asks, "Are you cricket?"
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A black person,
why a black person because a cricket is long as hell, but u cant see them, same wit black people long as hell and you cant see them at night
Josh:i here that cricket somewhere but i cant see him
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Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S
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