For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
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When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.
I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”
by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019
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A moron who blocks people on Twitter for no reason.
Person 1: Oh, did Hazel Cricket block you again?
Person 2: Yes. :(
by Jorisera Jd May 30, 2021
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When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.
I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.
by Tricktionary December 05, 2015
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Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 01, 2020
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Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.
by Notaglittlercricket April 01, 2020
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Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 01, 2020
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