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Whoa.. she dumped his faking, perpetrating, side busting, shady, some timey (sometimes it’s chics sometimes it’s dicks), GOP ass like a cricket.
by ceejay76 July 27, 2012
36
when one of two parties are speaking on the telephone past ten p.m. when one of the parties asks a question that could or could not be life changing. the opposite party reacts in a way that could only be described by the sounds of crickets.
ben husband: hey madi, i dont know where your heart is. why are you acting this way? i love you and i want us to be together.
madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*
ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
madi wife: *no response hence the use of crickets*
ben husband: stop giving me those crickets and tell me how you feel.
by cheesemachine December 06, 2009
37
When a person cracks a joke, or says something ridiculous, that really isn't funny at all, or is just really ridiculous, and every person surrounding him/her is in complete utter silent to the point where he/she can actually start to hear non-existing crickets.
Brian: Hey I know what I want to be when I grow up!!
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
Manager: What now Brian?
Brian: A soccer player!!
Manager: You don't even play soccer.... "cricket"
by Supermarket Worker February 09, 2011
40
1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.
Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?
by DJ Esca September 14, 2010