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A small instrument used to aid in the art of cheating. It is generaly small peices of paper with answers to a test, or just notes on a specific topic.
Tips on Cheating:
-Do NOT write on yourself, it is impossable to hide if a teacher begins to question you.
-Make sure the crib notes can be easily destroyed. Try chewing gum and if a teacher becomes suspicious eat the peice of paper and they'll never know.
-Try printing off some crib notes in size 6 font about 4 inches wide by 1/2 inch long. Then acquire a small transparent pen, generaly those clear plastic BIC pens work the best. Simply roll up the paper around the tube of ink and slide it in. Voila you've created a crib sheet that is virtualy invisible to anyone who doesn't know where to look.
by Snowy_Duck September 28, 2005
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Notes used to keep track of sex "moves" during intercourse or other activities.
George: Hey, did you use my crib notes?
John: Yeah, man. Jen loved it...
by cribnoteman March 15, 2014
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Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
by Tark Mwain February 25, 2005
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Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.
I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.
by Bart Simpson April 30, 2004
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The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.
Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.
by Dalzig November 17, 2010
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marvels that help underachievers pass intelligence evaluation
Wear laced up shoes on the day of the exam. However, you should remove the shoe laces. Then attach your crib notes behind each FLAP(or whatever you may call it) of the shoe. You may now peek at your crib notes with ease and hide it should someone else get near you.
by astronaught4 January 30, 2008
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