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A moist cream like substance, found at or near the anal region. This liquidy substance is made up of a mixture of sweat, ass and/or fart juice and fecal matter forming into a creamy texture over time if not properly cleansed. Substance is identified by intense but not lethal odor and light brown color.
It was so hot today, there should be an abundant supply of creval cream in my ass tonight.
by Don Pendergras October 05, 2004
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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