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a zack thompson, an idiot and stupid person who has no common sense
don’t be a cretin zack...
by uareacretinzjt November 22, 2019
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A word to use the people in the world who are monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, sometimes fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful in every possible way that is imaginable to the point that not even Jesus can save them. Cretins, by definition, suffer from "cretinism" and can be described as "cretinous." Specific cretins are actually recognized by the medical community as cretins with an official MD Grant of Cretinism - which is rare.
Normal Person #1: Look at that monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around awful person.

Normal Person #2: Yeah, it must be cretin.

*cretin turns towards the normal people*

Cretin: AFSDFDFSKPOEMOOADDJFSFSDUFSOKDFOPFSFS!!!?!?@ IM A CRETIN I SUCK SO MUCH BALLS AHH IM A CRETIN AHH!
by mlad August 15, 2009
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A person who acts as unscrupulously as possible, which includes stealing, lying, identity theft, and more, and is too stupid to realize that everyone knows he is a cretinous weasel, and has seen through his treachery. The cretin has a very high opinion of himself and accuses anyone who disagrees with him or tries to expose him of jealousy and say’s retarded things like “Jealousy has no wings” When exposed.

A cretin uses David-Mortonism’s, or DM’s where he will quote scriptures to defend his position or crimes in a weak attempt to distract or silence people from attacking his behavior. A cretin is too simple minded to formulate his own ideas and communicate them effectively, thus resorting to plagiarism, and thievery to make up simple sentences, syntax and basic communication. A cretin is all things unsavory and distasteful rolled up into an obnoxious usually hideously disgusting ball of wasted flesh marbled blubber. Cretins should be made into low quality soilent green patties.
David M. aka DM post's stolen images from other related sights and attempts to pass them off as his own work on a routine basis. He also copy pastes text from other sites into his forum responses to start debates that he doesn't even understand himself. He uses ridiculous nonsensical terms constantly and floods forums with complete nonsense, "white noise" what a cretin.
by David Morton October 22, 2006
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A person who lives in the town of Crete, IL.

If they decide to move somewhere outside of Crete, they become an Ex-Cretin.
Are you from Chicago? No, i'm a Cretin.
by awsnap April 01, 2009
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Stephen is a cretin because he called Sara an idiot.
by hendog December 02, 2014
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a member of the cretinhood online community. known for their love of trannies, brown, gape, excrement of any kind, and most things vile in this world.
One can say that Watt, Villain, Labatt and Rx are the original cretins.
by anonymous poser January 18, 2008
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