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A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl
That guy's such a cretch, he was cretching on that girl.
by misc123 July 15, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.
Henry:I slept with a cretch last night.
by Greesy worm May 16, 2009
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A word used when you come in clutch but when you used 2 or more things that aren’t the best and make something out of it.
“Hey no way did you bang both 4s?”
Oh ya bud the cretches made me do it, two 4s make an 8”
by cretches March 09, 2019
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