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baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pÊnis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
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by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019
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Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018
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Creme de la penis is a phrase that means “sperm”. Creme de la penis is a beautiful, succulent and a amazing word. It is a more beautiful word than “ cum”. If you use this phrase during your sexual intercourse, you become a “ sex lord” or a “ sex queen”. With this phrase, if you’re a male, you can get hoes, thick women, sisters, mums, aunts and if u are gay or bisexual, you can get men as well. If you’re a female, you can get many many men in your dms, if your bisexual then even females.
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