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baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
by Rm18.K September 03, 2018
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?
"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."
by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019
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Male ejaculate; typically used instead of words such as "cum" or "jizz". Predominantly used ironically or comedicly to mock pretentious vocabulary.
I didn't "juzzle his cum", I indulges in his Crème de la penis.
by DaddyDroid9000 December 30, 2018
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Creme de la penis is a phrase that means “sperm”. Creme de la penis is a beautiful, succulent and a amazing word. It is a more beautiful word than “ cum”. If you use this phrase during your sexual intercourse, you become a “ sex lord” or a “ sex queen”. With this phrase, if you’re a male, you can get hoes, thick women, sisters, mums, aunts and if u are gay or bisexual, you can get men as well. If you’re a female, you can get many many men in your dms, if your bisexual then even females.
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