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creampie surprise 

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.
When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.
creampie surprise by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008
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creampie surprise 

while your railing a chick anally, you blow your load in her ass, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say "good luck with that."
Tron:Hey bro, last night I gave this chick the ol' creampie surprise.
Brady:Dude, that's fuckin awesome!
creampie surprise by TRON THE MAN January 23, 2007

Creampie surprise 

When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
Creampie surprise by un-herd October 3, 2015

Oreo Creampie Surprise 

Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"
My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!

well done!
Oreo Creampie Surprise by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Blackout City Creampie Surprise 

Slang; origin, Dublin's southside. Involves getting so shitfaced that you completely forget about how you creampie surprised that lucky person the night before, until reminded about it later on the next day.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I fucked up again last night and gave that ugly bitch a Blackout City Creampie Surprise, let's hope she's clean."

surprise creampie 

When you cum inside a chick without giving her prior warning.
She let me fuck her without a rubber, but didn't realize I would give her a surprise creampie.

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise 

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise
I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.
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