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The word 'Creampie' defines the fantastic act of leaving a load of male jelly inside a vagina or crap pipe.

A Creampie, by it's very nature is the mother of all creation. That's right, if your daddy didn't manage a Creampie all those years ago, you'd still be itch in his pants.

Due to the awesome feeling of blowing a load inside someone's hole, the male will generally bullshit about wanting to pull out before ejaculation. But as we all know, this is in fact just a load of crap.
"That's right little Johnny, even you came from a Creampie!"
"Hey dude, I made a Creampie inside a 16 year old girl's beaver last night!"
"May I Creampie you to make babies?"
by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008
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1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch
In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)
by MK March 21, 2005
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Creampie, the internal cumshot, is the act whereby the man ejaculates inside of the woman, either vaginally (vaginal creampie) or anally (anal creampie). Usually, the camera will zoom in on the woman's vagina or anus (wherever the semen was deposited) as the guy performer pulls out his penis, so we can see the cum oozing out. Sometimes the woman has to probe the cum with her fingers, stand or squat vertically so that gravity can help.

Sometimes, the cum is allowed to drip out of the pussy or asshole, and the semen is then eaten out by the female. This is referred to as felching or creampie eating.

Most men prefer to orgasm inside the woman saying that it is a much more intimate way to cum. A majority of women also prefer their lover to ejaculate inside them.

Surprisingly more of the younger generation has an ongoing trend with Creampies.

some are even saying "The way sex was meant to be!" and "I can't have sex any other way, it's just so amazing getting filled up!!"
"Brendon: I totally fucked that teeny bopper Jenna last night!

Bob: No way! was she on birth control?

Brendon: Nope, she was a virgin, and I totally gave her a creampie deep in that pussy!"

"Jenna: I fucked him last night without protection!

Ashley: oooh, really? how was it?

Jenna: The creampie was sooo amazing!! i'm never having sex any other way! and it felt soo warm and amazing inside me!

Ashley: Mmm.. I wanna get a creampie! what's his number? lol!

Jenna: It's XXX-470-6788"
by brenfresh May 18, 2010
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A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.
Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!
by Roger McTodger January 10, 2005
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It is a term most commonly used in pornography. It is also referred to as Internal Ejacualtion. In anal cream pie's the male will usually plunge deeper into the anus and stay there until they're through cumming. Then they will slide there penis out slowly as to help the cum flow out of the anus. The female will sometimes squat or probe with their fingers to help gravity move the sperm. In vaginal cream pie's the guy will cum inside the vagina and pulls out their dick slowly and the female will contract their lower stomach muscles to push out the cum. Vaginal cream pie's are far more common than anal cream pie's.
Let's just say she knows how to do one hell of a cream pie.
by miluvrox November 21, 2010
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It means to have a pie can or a pie pastry filled with whipped cream
whipped cream pie and flame bathed
Trust me it is nice. And don't Take it the dirty way
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