a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.
by 2004WMain December 11, 2008
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you are fucking drunk. you cum inside a bitch without a condom. then you are like oh shit hopefully the bitch doesnt get pregnant.
That party was sick last night bro, I got so fucked up I blackout creampied that girl who was dancing on the pool table.
by Brosiedon, lord of the Brocean May 17, 2009
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When the female is unaware and disproves when the male ejaculates inside of her. Usually responded in panic.
Male: I just came inside of you
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
Female: What??? Are you fucking serious??
Male: I just got you pregnant. *Laughs*
Female: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Male: I did an ambush creampie for the video.
Female: Oh my fucking god you asshole. We're getting Plan B after this video.
by lakebehemoth February 05, 2014
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1: "Oh dude your ass left a wet imprint on the bench! That's gross!"
2: "Aw shit I had a gym creampie! It'll sneak up on you."
2: "Aw shit I had a gym creampie! It'll sneak up on you."
by AntIHero012 April 03, 2019
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When you and a group of friends go down on a girl and you take it in turns to creampie her. Who ever gets her pregnant loses
Person 1: want to come over
Person 2: sorry I can't. I lost creampie roulette
Person 1: ha get rect. Chiga chiga what what.
Person 2: sorry I can't. I lost creampie roulette
Person 1: ha get rect. Chiga chiga what what.
by Lucas muthakuda March 30, 2020
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When you masturbate to completion into the sink of your bayliner boat and another individual accepts your creamy surprise into their mouth from the through hull fitting.
Oh man, Ryan just took a bayliner creampie from that homeless man using sink to jerk it on that boat.
by Boogaloobia October 17, 2020
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When you are having amazing, orgasmic, disorienting sex with your significant other that you love so much, and you shoot a huge love creampie into her pussy.
Babs, my (girlfriend) was on her knees in front of me with her ass up and her head stuffed in my pillow, just got made love to by myself and I just pulled out and all I could see was an amazing sight, our love creampie 💑👨 👩 👧 👦🌹💍👰🏻🤰🏻👶🏻👶🏻👶🏻
by Ethos236 May 02, 2017
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