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When two or more men compete to see who can produce more "cream" (ejaculate.) This act is usually performed onto a willing man or woman, or between two, not necessarily homosexual men.
See also: Bukkake
See also: Bukkake
Mark: Hey Greg, would you like to have a creamoff with me and the wife?
Greg: You betcha pal, I've been saving up all week!
Greg: You betcha pal, I've been saving up all week!
by DoktorKoktor September 21, 2015
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018