When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 06, 2020
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the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.

Svenning took to the coat hanger nicely.....leaving some equisette pink cream corn.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
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When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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Cream corn is like cum but you feed it to your captors
Isabelle: Let's Cream Corn this bitch
Guinn: Haha alright
Isabelle & Guinn: ***shoves cream corn down J twink's throat***
by Serth da Blerd March 20, 2020
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A facial or creampie applied to someone with a name beginning with the letter "C".
Hey, Corrine.. Wanna make some Creamed Corn tonight?
by DopefriedCheese October 14, 2020
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When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)
Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn
by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019
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