verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 01, 2009
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Vigorously performed anal sex. Hitting up that corn hole hard and deep.
Rachel wants me to Cream the corn tonight. Imma tear that shit up

Her little pucker spot was all tore up. I love to Cream the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
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(v) when giving a bj after recently ingesting corn and the suction pulls the remaining kernels from the teeth so when he jizzes, you are also forced to swallow corn
Smashley: It was so sweet that he made corn on the cob for din, but then he cream of corned me.

Spitter: Girl, you let him maize you and didn't throw?

Smashley: Spitters are quitters.
by Smashley R TR July 12, 2010
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You enjoy something so much that you feel like you could jizz your pants.
*watches a satisfactory video*
You: Uhh, that really creams my corn!
by evan-essence January 29, 2018
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another phrase that means whatever you prefer, are into, makes you happy, works for you, etc...
Big game hunter: "Dude, that girl is HOT!"
Wingman: "She's like 300lbs...but whatever creams your corn - get on it."
by urbaniam August 24, 2011
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1. a malcontent marines slang for the marine corp. What a marine may call the marine corp to diminish its percieved reputation.

2. the creamiest corn is the types of marines who are so sterotypical that they never stop trying to talk, act, dress and talk about being a marine. Often their speach is unable to be understood by non-marines due to over use of acronyms and grunts and growls.
Your corp, my corp, CREAM CORN!
by boss log March 16, 2010
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