A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.
by Kaceyxxx November 15, 2007
by Teatard January 28, 2009
Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.
by roger cole January 15, 2008
Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"
by EmoBallerina February 01, 2011
(Expression) the opposite of 'as wet as an otter'; when a woman is not sexually aroused. She's so dry, it's like when you have a mouth full of Jacobs' cream cracker (rather nasty!)
oooh, that Charlie from Eastenders, he's so fat and grotesque, when I see him, i'm as dry as a Jacobs' cream cracker!
Cheers for the idea Claire
Cheers for the idea Claire
by Master of Definitions December 05, 2006