Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich
by real crispy hispy November 02, 2006
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Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.
-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.
by crispy hispy October 31, 2006
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When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks
Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!
by SlopNChop June 12, 2018
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The messy aftermath of anal sex, in which the result is jizz in the A, which resemble a cream sandwhich cookie
Damn i gave sally a big ol' cream sandwich and i was a hamerin dat shit and she took it like a bitch and moaned like a wildabeast
by Gladdis Jankins December 15, 2007
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Umm... two pieces of delicious chocolate-ness with ice cream in the middle sold at grocery stores??

(a definition not involving ass-fucking or shit-and-ejaculation-eating for once)
Yummy, my mother brought me home an ice cream sandwich. And no, it didn't have shit nor cum on it.
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A delectable dessert with a rectangular slab of ice cream (usually vanilla), and 2 cookies or wafers (usually chocolate chip and chocolate, respectively) on the top and bottom of the ice cream.
Ice Cream Vendor: Who wants an ice cream sandwich?
Random Guy: I do!
by Silver the Hedgehog 77 January 12, 2015
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A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.
My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.
by Freya-Chan March 31, 2010
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