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laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"
guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...
by samurai samus March 11, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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