Getting so drunk that you accidentally order the most useless items online while intoxicated as in reference to the question asker in episode 382 of MBMBaM who got so drunk that they ordered dozens of small plastic crawdads

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.