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Verb. To fall as if from a great height, hit the ground with a significant impact, and end up below ground level. Used figuratively to describe a severe downturn in popularity, reputation, value, etc.
The president's approval rating really cratered after the latest scandal.
My stock portfolio cratered during the tech sector implosion a few years back.
My stock portfolio cratered during the tech sector implosion a few years back.
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When a man with a large pot belly wears a shirt that is too tight causing his belly button to make a massive indent in the middle of his stomach resembling a crater on the moon. Generally this man believes that he is incredibly sexy when he is actually disgusting and will compensate by driving BMWs and talking highly of himself. In rare occasions he will also wear "titty shirts" to accentuate his figure and perpetually hard nipples.
Man, did you see TK's crater in the meeting the other day? It looked like an asteroid had crashed into his stomach.
by Soup Lover August 05, 2008
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Name for a scar with deep valleys, flat plateaus, and steep mountain ridges residing just above the lip.
Man 1: "If I were tan, would I be different? Because paleness is the only thing I have going for me!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but you would still have the crater!"
Man 2: "I don't know, but you would still have the crater!"
by Craterdude72829 January 19, 2010
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To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.
Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.
by mustangman626 October 29, 2014