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Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.
Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!
by So_crates January 11, 2011
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An American guitar amp company that makes two kinds of amps, blue voodoo and crap.
That blue voodoo stack is sweet...but I don't have two grand.

I have a crate amp *weeps*.
by talkingmouth August 10, 2006
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Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.
Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."
by Jasonion July 01, 2013
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Used to describe the dimensions of a vagina, which is larger than a box.
"He really packed it into her crate! "
"She filled her crate before she went to prison."
"Man, I could almost fall into that crate!"
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by PrudenceNooterHooter November 23, 2016
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Device used by games developers to rectally violate loyal players.
I cant believe they're going to ass fuck us with another crate.
by Rum Pig October 18, 2016
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the box in which palumbo came over the border in, since he is an adopted immagrint, his dad, Boots, makes him go in there when he is bad and only allows him one air hole..
Boots: You wanna mouth off to me boy?
Palumbo: Maybe
Boots: Thats it, ur gonig in the crate and you only get one air hole
by Bob, Toothless March 29, 2005
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A hundred dollar bill or money that adds up to a hundred.
If you have two hundred dollars, then you have two crates.(gti-get the idea)
"I got a hundred dollars"
"Oh, so you got a crate. Well, I got 6 crates"
"Damn, you got 6 hundred dollars?"
by Pillsbury boy October 19, 2008
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