May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When Tim rolled the dice off the edge of the table, he made a cratch to stop it falling on the floor.
by Aethereal April 19, 2006
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The fleshy, taught, region on a female, located between the lips of the vag and the hole of the sphincter. This is a clever mix of the words crotch and snatch.
Dick anxiously went down on Gina, until he came to a screeching halt and exclaimed, "DAAAAAMN GINA!!! CLEAN DAT CRATCH!"
by Angelina & Sea Bitch January 15, 2008
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The fleshy, taught, region on a female, located between the lips of the vag and the hole of the sphincter. This is a clever mix of the words crotch and snatch.
Dick anxiously went down on Gina, until he came to a screeching halt and exclaimed, "DAAAAAMN GINA!!! CLEAN DAT CRATCH!"
by Angelina & Sea Bitch January 15, 2008