by Reon Smith November 15, 2006
1. A desire to drop a fecalith deposit in a nearby toilet.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.
2. An insatiable craving to let fecal matter exit the body.
3. Wanting to take a dump.
I walked into the Porta-Potty and saw that the crap had crested the hole in which it sat, whence seeing it I lost my crappetite and proceeded to leave.
by Seth Anderson April 23, 2008
The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.
by I have an answer for everything December 20, 2004
After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.
by Joe Loring November 22, 2007
The need or want to eat certain foods because of the pleasure you receive from crapping it out. For example, spicy food because it burns your asshole or garlicky beans because you can kill trees with your gas and peel the paint off the walls when you blow up your bathroom.
Example 1: I have a real crappetite for that ghost pepper sauce, there's no better butthole burn!
Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
Example 2: I have a real crappetite for baby food because how it eats isn't as important as how it craps.
by Dr.FartScientist June 8, 2017
I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.
by jupiter77 February 10, 2010