Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Very expensive boat anchor

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

Crapintosh v.
Insulting nickname for a person who likes Apple computers.