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When you eat so much burger king that your hands get huge and fat as shit
Cheff: Jelm, your hands are really fat.

Jelm: Yeah I really love whoppers and they gave me craphands.
by chelm_star December 22, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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