shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer
A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour
B- yea what about her?
A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today
B- hahaha nice bro !
B- yea what about her?
A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today
B- hahaha nice bro !
by christophorus August 04, 2011
by creepererererer August 31, 2011
Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
6 "games" that came from hell itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 25, 2013
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday
by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021
by Plunkton July 20, 2021