The act of putting an object with small holes in front of your ass when you take a shit, resulting in the shit being squeezed into noodle-like strands.
The fags over in apartment 6 are always dropping crap noodles on the lawn.
by Sgt. Baker May 10, 2005
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When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.
by Ghost_person579 May 06, 2020
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