Top definition
When you are tired and/or hung over at work so you go into a stall in the john and take a snooze while sitting on the can.
by kb69 January 08, 2004
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
2
The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.
Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
4
When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
5
Timmy: “Mommy? Why do I hear Daddy snoring in the bathroom?”
Mommy: “Apparently he’s taking a crap-nap Dear; it’s best not to disturb him.”
Timmy: “Yes’m...”
Mommy: “Apparently he’s taking a crap-nap Dear; it’s best not to disturb him.”
Timmy: “Yes’m...”
by Chili2 September 28, 2018
6
Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."
by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005