My new name.
1st name Crap, last name Bag.
Its fun, original, no1 else has a name like it.
If you need a easy way to remember it, just think of a bag of crap.
by Crap Bag April 26, 2004
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A colorful way to describe a person who is a total idiot and completely worthless. In other words, my ex-boyfriend.
- Crap bag actually thought I would give him another chance.
- Hi, my name is Crap Bag.
- What a total crap bag!
by Anonymous April 26, 2004
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Basically, a bag filled with crap or made out of crap. See poo turd log shit
1.Omg Sally, check out my new crap bag!

2.This bag is filled with crap!
by EllaIzM1nt September 28, 2007
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The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)
1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.
by holopuff April 29, 2019
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A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
You stole my Crap Bag present!
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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