Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
"I walked in on dat nigga, and he was Crankin dat soulja boy, so I dipped."
by AtlMandingo April 01, 2009
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When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"
Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??
by Fishfuccer420/69/blazeIT July 06, 2021
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