Urban Dictionary: cranker

Top definition

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 08, 2003

Jul 7 Word of the Day

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.

Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."

by Blysterz October 19, 2020

Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker

by CoasterDrugs January 25, 2012

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane

Want to smoke some crankers?

by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material

Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker March 29, 2011

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.