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A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
by Lil KK October 08, 2003
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)
Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker
by CoasterDrugs January 25, 2012
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A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane
Want to smoke some crankers?
by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008
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n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material
Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank
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A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.
John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"
by Original Cranker March 29, 2011
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Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.
Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.
by Daniel Smithy Smithe July 28, 2008
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