The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?