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a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal
man, your teacher is cranal
by sarah September 17, 2003
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Inserting tart, bitter cranberries up your anal for pleasure.
"Hey bud, do you want to try cranal tonight?"
by crunchydry March 18, 2018
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When you are playing Dark Souls 3 live on Twitch and a decrepit bird fetus demon jumps off a bell tower with his asshole puckered and skull fucks your head to death with his bony rectum.
Saint Dubious: "Yo, Karen...did you see Aaron get wicked cranal on 'Retro Gaming Rebooted' tonight?
Karen: "Naw, I was busy wiping your cunt of a cyborg ninja son's ass for him, because he was too absorbed in the intense Bird Freddy Krueger rape on your favorite show."
by Ahlsocrazi October 19, 2019
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crazy anal

one step below insane anal (insanal)

2 steps below branal
guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the butt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cranal.
by JaguaRuggiero July 28, 2008
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To dress ones dick as a bird, preferably a japanese or majestic crane, possibly of paradise, into a an anal cavity of varying desirability
Hey bro, you and so and so are getting close, you tried cranal yet?
by crane-MAN April 05, 2015
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The combination of crying and anal.
Her ass was so tight but I was about to nut so we had cranal.
by shitsnacks90210 January 15, 2014
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