Bob: "I don't know what to do with this bike, I never ride it anymore."
Rob: "Why don't you just craig it and make some money off it?"
Rob: "Why don't you just craig it and make some money off it?"
by craiglister March 04, 2013
"Dude, you might want to wash your sheets"
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
"Why?"
"That girl wanted to craig with me last night and I couldn't say 'no'."
by CraigDTF April 26, 2010
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
by lowi February 04, 2014
A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
by NurseAngela January 26, 2019
Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
by nrwftr April 22, 2013
HANDSOME! .. Also meaning rock similar to pebbles ... A male penguin offers a female penguin a pebble if she accepts it they become partners ... find yourself a craig who will give you a pebble!!
by PenguinPebble June 05, 2019
A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
by Geborene konig November 24, 2018