Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

crack head 1 : YO FOO I JUST GOT THAT NEW CRACK POD
crack head 2 : ooo snap dawg i herd you could listen to music and smoke
cop: what you got there boys?