by mcguff February 14, 2007
a white person who has been wearing sunglasses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a raccoons mask.
by SleazyCSabotage June 07, 2011
That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon
-She totally stole your boyfriend.
-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!
-She totally stole your boyfriend.
-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!
by crackoon August 01, 2009
A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night
"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"
by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019