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to shit in some tin foil set it on fire for precisely 2 hours 34 minutes then to funnel it into a condom smuggle it into Asia force feed it to a panda then kill the panda get it out cut it up into 1/7ths and eat it for breakfast everyday for a week mixed with pop-rocks.
guy 1: DUDE wanna make some crackling johnny's to eat for the week?
guy 2: nah to much effort
by sam the man in a tesco van February 10, 2011
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