A sunburned white person.
Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.
by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019
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A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker November 02, 2015
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It is the way they surfer dudes great each other
“What’s cracker lacking dude”

Not much, you”
by Madlad420 February 17, 2020
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The Definition of a Legal Terrorist (white cracker boi)
There once a man named White Cracker Boi who was a Nazi German Mexican Muslim Christian Jew english crumpet retarded down syndrome autistic gay ginger who likes black face and eats childrens fingers but hes legal cos he got a green card from raping a lesbian pyrocynical. But he is secretly a libian zoey burgher who eat chinese pussy he also fucked tana with a toothbrush while saying nigger for 19 hours.
OH ONYWAH THIS LESBIAN IS CUTE ASF HOW TIGHT IS HERE PUSSY? LIKE SHIT DAWG THIS BOI WHIT THS ABC( ARABIAN BIG COCK) IS SUCK A WHITE CRACKER BOI
by Determination (@LatinaPussie) February 18, 2017
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When more than one white male wearing cut off sleeves t shirt and a hat backwards with a beer in their hand
Do you see that white cracker party over there at Ruston Tires? No what are you talking about? The guy with cut off sleeves and hat backwards with a beer in his hand. Oh my.
by whitemamatotator July 08, 2017
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