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Crack lighter 

A clear lighter, typically made by ACE with an adjustable flame switch. Often used for lighting cigarettes, blunts or of course, crack cocaine. Made with a notoriously cheap flint wheel that often locks up. Not very useful in areas with high winds.
Person 1:"Man, I need a smoke.. Can I borrow your lighter?"
Person 2: "Yea, sure.. here."
Person 1: "Aw man, what the fuck? a crack lighter? Fuck this shit; I'll just go buy a Bic at the bodega."
Crack lighter by Srez September 26, 2010

crack lighter 

a modified lighter in which a large flame is emitted
Man 1: Dang cracka! You pimped the crack outta that lighter!
Man 2: That's why it's called a crack lighter!
crack lighter by skinny_white_guy September 19, 2006

crack lighter 

(verb) To make a lighter into a crack lighter
Person 1: The flame on your lighter is huge!
Person 2: Yeah, I crack lightered the hell out of it.
Person 1: Man, you're the shit at crack lightering.
crack lighter by The Cahill April 25, 2006

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.
I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008