A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
by Doctor_Dean November 04, 2013
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When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene
It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea
by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019
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When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015
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When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.
Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!
by diasco June 10, 2004
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Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.
My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.
by Kylenol September 26, 2003
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the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.
A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!
by sam tinsley November 09, 2004
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