Urban Dictionary: crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 04, 2013

When either a crackhead or a drunk college aged chick has a mental breakdown over a minor Incident and proceeds to make a scene

It was wild, Jessica lost her Juul and had a full blown crack attack, I knew those tequila shots weren’t a good idea

by JerrysLooseCannon December 27, 2019

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

by diasco June 10, 2004

Extreme itch/burn in your ass crack, often occurring after taking a shit and not wiping properly.

My ass crack feels raw. I've got some serious crack attack d00d.

by Kylenol September 26, 2003

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 09, 2004

Oh my God man, I'm having a major crack attack!

by Barbara Moreno August 27, 2008