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n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.
"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
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A spicy way to insult your degenerate friends.

Sussy” and “sus” are words used in the videogame Among Us to describe someone shifty or suspicious.

Baka roughly translates to idiot in Japanese and is a common phrase expressed by tsundere characters in anime/manga.

Originally coined to insult A2B2 user TSUNDEREBOY, the meme spread from discord to TikTok and propagated in the following days.
Sussy Baka over here be selling merch on his OnlyFans.
by TSUNDEREBOYF May 12, 2021
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