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Person who does so much crack that he becomes as useless as a pebble.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No... It's just Jeff again... Frickin' crack maggot.
by AnarchyLED February 29, 2016
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Little whispy bits of 'rolled' toilet tissue, generally found around the front and rear of female genitalia. Occasionally they can be found on male anus areas, poor or rushed hygiene and excessive sweating can make this worse.
Resembles smaller and thinner than white rice grains, and becomes more like fried rice/brown rice, closer to the anus.
Crackmaggot
by The Dirkster February 08, 2011
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