quite possibly the most fucking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
Bill: -hits head on wall
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
Mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?
Bill: AW MAN I'VE CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN -shows pointless 'injury' off to friends. GUYS, LOOK I CRACKED MY HEAD OPEN
NO. THAT'S JUST A CUT. I COULD CAUSE MORE INJURY TO YOU WITH MY ARSEHOLE.
by crocodileyeast July 28, 2010
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To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!
by coopernapkin April 16, 2010
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sophisticated crack head- is a woman that was a morbidly obese person, that receives bariatric surgery, she becomes petite, very cute and physically attractive.
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Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?
Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
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Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head over there
Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
Precious: eAt mY wEineR hold up diD U eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019
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by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019
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