When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.
Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 07, 2009
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a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
by Twisted Code May 13, 2016
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An expression used when something is hilarious. Also used in place of the expression "cracks me up."
Dude, that shit was so funny, it gave me two cracks in my ass.
by Sal The Man June 02, 2008
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when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear
person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack
by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018
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The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."
"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."

Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006
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Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.
I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.
by CutthroatMassacre June 08, 2007
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