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1. Exclamation used to express joy at the fact that one's parent's facebook account has been hacked and utilized to denote a "favorite" child via facebook status.

2. Denigratory expression directed at fellow siblings when they realize that you are in fact the favorite.
1. facebook status reads: Kate loves Cara more than Mady

comment 1: Kate, Cara is playing with your account

comment 2: coxed!

2. To siblings: Did you see mom's fb status? You got coxed!
by southparkwaffles August 16, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When one is giving direction to a co-worker with their hands behind their back, another, sneakier co-worker comes up behind them and places or taps their junk in their open, unsuspecting hands.
Bob was showing Sally how to run a new software report, and John snuck up behind Bob and coxed him.
by Pimp Face September 10, 2010
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Carly: THIS IS YOUR 5TH WIN IN BP!!!!
Taymar: IM SO COXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chiccalovee May 22, 2011
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