a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head

when your hair has a piece that goes up and curls like a cow licked your head.

When you cut off someone's tongue and use it to rape them

when a good night on the town turns into frustration when you could not get fast company, so you stumble into the field and aquire oral off a cow

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.