simply my emotions 24/7 *yeets away*
human 1: hey
human 2: u r sketchy *pensive cowboy*
by ewwlol March 31, 2019
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A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
by Giggister March 01, 2019
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The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.
Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!
by Epstein June 22, 2021
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“When one is in the club dancing as if they are on a horse, swinging a lasso and they spot an attractive female. One is to “lasso” such female and reel her in. As she approaches, one is to grab her and body slam her to the ground and “hogtie” her. As she will be unconscious, one is to throw her over one’s shoulder, mount their horse and ride their way into the bathroom.”
“Alex: I saw you in the club cowboying it up last night!
Ben: Gotta do the cowboy right, you know?”

Sharkey: Are you okay, man?
Prak: Naw, someone did the cowboy to me a little too hard last night”
by Bid dick michale November 29, 2017
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Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014
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