a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

reference to a character from a Modest Mouse song, yet as of late has come to resemble a persistent yet handsome idiot who has limitless amounts of hope and confidence in a situation destitute of hope; prone to drunken fits of rage and indecency

A random person that shows up to your house party uninvited and tries to steal booze.

the action of sticking your fingers up someones butt as a joke and saying cowboy dan